Tuesday, May 12, 2009

The Ring

Months ago I lost my wedding ring. I noticed it was missing while I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Earlier that day, I had been fiddling with the ring, pushing it up past the knuckle and spinning it while I waited for a computer anti virus program to finish its work. The ring had to be between the computer room and the kitchen and I searched for it relentlessly.
The day I lost the ring the financial markets began to collapse. I am certain that these two events at linked. If I could find the ring then the markets might stabilize. At various festivals I had tried on mood rings and artsy wood and silver rings but none fit. Also Terry didn't approve of my choices.
I decided for Terry's birthday to finally go to P.J. Abramson, Inc. a good jewelry store in Winter Park and get a traditional gold band. The first ring the sales lady showed me was 24 carrot gold and it cost $2000. I almost had a heart attack, thank god it didn't fit. The second ring was a bit more reasonable and it slipped right on, a perfect fit. After the purchase I explained that I would like to sketch the store. The manager was concerned that I might sketch the security system but reluctantly let me proceed. Notice no video cameras or even wires were drawn in the making of this picture.

Due to my impending divorce, I am no longer ALLOWED to sell my artwork. I therefore have no means of income. I apologize to any interested buyers. I will post when I am again allowed to earn a living.


ambienthinker said...

Little did you realize you lost The One ring from Lord of the Rings! You know it won't rain again until you find it!

Thor said...

I do realize that the new ring has had little to no impact on the financial markets. I must find the one true ring to bring about such change. It did rain today though. Hmmmm.

Thorette said...

Hey all you Analog Digital Artists fans out there. I have been a silent observer of this site for too long. Is there no one else out there that doesn't feel a need to make a comment of sympathy to Thor's wife on Thor's tragic loss of his wedding band. And as for the financial markets, the S & P is suddenly testing to a breakout upside of it's 200 day moving average (that's huge) Coincidence? I don't think so.


Thor said...

I sympathize.